No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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