i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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