Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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