ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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