I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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