She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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