The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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