I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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