Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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