So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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