dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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