chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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