You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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