You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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