i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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