we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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