Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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