I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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