of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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