there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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