Apparently you make a good broom.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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