Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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