Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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