I need help removing her.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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