I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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