with your own penis?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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