I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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