Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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