i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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