So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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