He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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