Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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