does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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