Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He shit in the fireplace
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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