But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
you had me at cake vodka
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
