I must be too annoying 4 u.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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