: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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