Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my phone needs a breathalizer
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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