I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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