yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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