I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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