Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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