Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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