She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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