OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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