I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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