I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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