Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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