I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
handjob tips. give me some.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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