Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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