i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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