I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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